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«Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.»
«Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.»
«California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.»
«Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns»
«Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.»
Author: Ralph Bergengren
| About:
Christmas,
Food,
Funny
| Keywords:
call into question, carried, Christmas, indigestion
«Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.»
Author: Robert Byrne
(Author, Writer)
| About:
Democracy,
Funny,
Politics
| Keywords:
allowed to vote, candidate, dislike
«Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.»
Author: Joseph Campbell
(Author, Editor, Philosopher, Teacher)
| About:
Computers,
Funny
| Keywords:
Computers, gods, lots, mercy, No Mercy, Old Testament, rules, testament, testaments
«Charlotte: So how are you?Carrie: I'm good. How are you?Charlotte: Great.Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?»
Author: Sex and the City
(TV series)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
affair, Aidan, broke, Carrie, charlotte, coffee break, guns, honeymoon, The Affair, trey
«Carrie: I just love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the sets, the costumes. It's so romantic!Stanford: You only like it because she sleeps for a hundred years and doesn't age.»
Author: Sex and the City
(TV series)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
Carrie, costumes, costuming, romantic, sets, set to music, sleeping, sleeping beauty, sleeps
«Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company»
Author: Scott Adams
(Cartoonist)
| About:
Company,
Funny,
Office Politics,
Work
| Keywords:
company, consultant, consultants, credibility, dumb, dumber, dumbest, work at
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